the pineapple
124 conch street. hes home. hes always home.
a few moments later…
there is one sponge and there has only ever been one
hes been on air since may 1st 1999, over 330 episodes in 70 languages, and hes never changed once
mocking spongebob, imagination, ight imma head out, a few moments later, tired spongebob
all of it is him
know your meme has his show as the most memed of all time, more than the simpsons and marvel combined
kids watched him, their parents watched him, and those kids are 30 now and still talking in him
open any group chat and scroll long enough. hes in there.
every day this app invents a new character and every day it still talks in the old one
the one and only sponge
$SPONGEBOB
thats me!
meanwhile, in bikini bottom…
bikini bottom
swipe → the whole town, as painted.drag or use the arrows → the whole town, as painted.
the krusty krab
finest eating establishment ever established for eating. he works here. he loves it here. nobody knows why.
the grill
27 years on the same spatula. employee of the month 374 times in a row.
jellyfish fields
where he goes when hes not at work. bring a net. dont bring patrick.
the chum bucket
across the street. zero customers since 1999. the owner is one inch tall and has a plan.
goo lagoon
the beach. the water is goo. nobody questions it. hes ripped his pants here more than once.
rock bottom
youre not from around here, are ya? the bus leaves without you. thats the whole episode.
the ship
where the intro ends and he plays the flute with his nose. tap him downstairs.
one eternity later…
put him in it
type a place, a job, a situation. he shows up in it. everything goes on the wall.
yours shows up here
then it goes on the wall for everyone
the arcade
two doors out of the scroll. both are him.
2 hours later…
the wall
made by the crew, not by us. every picture on here came out of the thing above.
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the end?